Things I've learned along the way......

Some thoughts and observations, for no reason in particular..........

* Learn to laugh at yourself. Other people will be laughing at you, so you might as well join them!

* Find reasons to be thankful in all circumstances. It is the best mood elevator you will find.

* Quit worrying about what people think about you. Sing karaoke. Dance in public. Risk making a fool of yourself. If you sit on the sidelines, the only one who's losing out is you.

* Be with the person who makes you laugh, not who makes you cry.

* Realize that it's okay to have disagreements (okay, fights!) with your friends. The key is to work through the issues, agree to disagree, and move on. Don't dwell.

* You don't have to forget, but you do have to forgive.

* Pizza tastes best the next morning, out of the fridge.

* How badly you need to go is inversely proportional to the distance you are from a bathroom.

* When you are trying to impress a new visitor to your home, your pet will inevitably position themselves directly in front of said visitor and lavish their most disgusting parts with a sensual tongue bath.

* You are never as discreet as you believe you are.

* Mothers just know.

What have YOU learned along the way? Tell me! I wanna learn, too!